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dis page will just b 4 indi cuz shes like special lol amd we hav so meny memories! x x x x x
forgetful lucy...has got a nice kabusyyyyy lol
ahhhh my balls he he
for once i wuld just like 2 walk out of a bar!
ahhhh god its hot in here !
i got sand all in my ass i cant hardly walk!!!!! its raining white women! u all fine but u crazy!
goodbye my chiken mwah mwah kis kis mwah mwah kis kis lol
apparntly i look like my brother lol
Jack Sparrow: Elizabeth... it would never have worked between us darling. I'm sorry... Will... nice hat. Friends... This is the day that you will ALWAYS remember as the day that you...
[backs up and trips over ledge]
elizabeth " hide the rum!"
shueorh orh [orhi ]rg snip snip! " help me "
i love those moments i like 2 wave 2 them wen they pass by!
Jack sparrow : what u r wearing doesnt suit you at all elizabeth it should be a dress or nothing.....i happen to have no dress in my cabin.
SINCE U BEEN GOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE lol france was the best especially with kelly! x
im not josie grossy anymore
holy shit i dont even know my own kids
i get a sword..girls are amazed ooooo cool!!!
loser
firecracker....man i dont love her!!
Josie Geller: Rob, your not going to believe it, I made friends with a whole table of rastafari. Not just one, a whole table... You know what's a weird word? Fork. Oh my God, someone ate my entire pie! I don't know how that happened!
Guy Perkins: Hi, I'm Guy.
Josie Geller: Yes, you are a guy. Quite a guy. Oh my. Hey, that rhymes! Yikes. Bikes!
Josie Geller: That'll teach me to wear white jeans after labor day.
Gibby Zerefski: I don't think you're supposed to wear white jeans after 1983.
Josie Geller: Hey, Guy, guys, Guy's guys
Daniel: [Discussing the boring children's show] What kind of idiot kept this guy on the air of twenty-five years? Jonathan Lundy: Me. [introductions, ending with:] Daniel: I'm Daniel Hillard, former employee.
[a mugger is trying to steal Mrs. Doubtfire's purse] Mrs. Doubtfire: [masculine voice] Back off asshole! Beat it! [back to feminine voice] Mrs. Doubtfire: Broke my bag, the bastard!
Miranda: Hello? Daniel: I am job. Miranda: I beg your pardon? Daniel: I... am... job. Miranda: Do you speak English? Daniel: I am job! Miranda: Sorry, the position has been filled. [hangs up] Miranda: Hello? Daniel: [Daniel screams and then shouts in a Southern US accent, as if he was a prison warden] Leyla, get back in your cell. Don't make me get the hose! [in soft English voice] Daniel: Hello? [hangs up]
Daniel: Could you make me a woman Frank: Honey, I'm so happy.
Daniel: Hello, my name is Ilsa Immelmann. And I want to know, how many children do you have? Miranda: I have two girls and a boy. Daniel: Ah, a boy. I don't work with the males, because I used to be one. [Miranda hangs up the phone] Miranda: Yikes.
Daniel: [as fake ad respondent] So, are your kids well behaved or do they need like a couple of light slams every now and then?
after Daniel has lost his mask] Mrs. Sellner, The Social Worker: Do you need a hand? Mrs. Doubtfire: Oh, no dear, I don't need a hand. Daniel: [back to Daniel] I need a face.
omg this was just hilarious in year 7 in english paige shhhhh lol x
" im going 2 sing Britney Spears hit me baby one more time aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
